Boys Like Girls

my friend told me today that i should get a license to carry. considering i’m scared shitless of guns, i’ve decided to save all my toenail clippings from the next few years and carry them around in a bag so that if someone messes with me i have a sweet lethal weapon to shower them with and i won’t have to worry about accidentally killing somebody.

god bless the nincompoop who designed the caps for vitamin water. i was so excited for my refreshing beverage when i dropped the unopened bottle on the floor. cap snaps and it exploded all over my apartment. i have been in a similar situation 5 or 6 times, same drink. might as well leave the cap off, either way its going all over your shit. brent’s breath smelled like paul’s dogs breath tonight. bad look for him.

i don’t like growing up.

we asked this guy to join the band but he said no. so pissed.

tickets just went on sale for our upcoming tour with nevershoutnever and the ready set. can’t wait to see you there.

6.19 Philadelphia, PA Buy Tickets

6.20 Lancaster, PA Buy Tickets

6.22 Atlanta, GA Buy Tickets

6.23 St. Petersburg, FL Buy Tickets

6.24 Ft. Lauderdale, FL Buy Tickets

6.30 Los Angeles, CA Buy Tickets

7.01 Anaheim, CA Buy Tickets

7.04 Portland, OR Buy Tickets

7.05 Seattle, WA Buy Tickets

7.07 Salt Lake City, UT Buy Tickets

7.08 Denver, CO Buy Tickets

7.09 Des Moines, IA Buy Tickets

7.10 Poplar Grove, IL Buy Tickets

7.11 St. Paul, MN Buy Tickets

7.12 Columbia, MO Buy Tickets

7.14 Grand Rapids, MI Buy Tickets

7.15 Toronto, ON Buy Tickets

7.16 Cleveland, OH Buy Tickets

7.17 Syracuse, NY Buy Tickets

7.18 Poughkeepsie, NY Buy Tickets

7.19 South Burlington, VT Buy Tickets

7.23 Long Island, NY Buy Tickets

7.24 Boston, MA Buy Tickets

7.25 Gilford, NH Buy Tickets

7.27 Baltimore, MD Buy Tickets

what is contagious?

what is love drunk?

pre-sale information coming tomorrow. more dates are coming soon. time to lick the pavement of the country again. record due or die: june 1. never ending tour starts: june 19. “we’ll see you in france or we’ll see you in heaven,” cried harbo and samuelson out on the bay. two hardy young oystermen after adventure and no one believed they could row all the way.
 

world of warcraft = turnoff.

i want to build myself a fort out of blankets and a table with kids toys and flashlights inside and live in there for a little while. 

there’s a place in france where the naked ladies dance. there’s a hole in the wall where the men can see it all.