Boys Like Girls

i’ve had the adams family theme song stuck in my head for the last 3 1/2 hours. this sucks.

single ladies.

oh, fuck yeah.

the remnants of party marty woke up this morning stark naked except for a leather jacket. 

this dressing room smells like scrambled eggs.

trick: if you can’t understand a scottish person cause their accent is too think, ask them to imitate an “american accent.” they sound like a valley girl but at least you can understand what the hell they’re saying. 

anthony from metro couldn’t make it over to europe so beef is filling in. it’s really fun watching him play. i never really get the chance to watch him cause he’s behind me. it’s a righteous dance party. i’ll post a video lata.

i lost my gold sunglasses in LA. hope whoever finds them enjoys, and rocks ‘em in style.

so…the record is entirely written. well, we actually wrote about 3 records, but its been narrowed down to 1 and we start tracking a week after we get home. i’m pooie-ing my pants. 

i really need to get the piece of glass removed from my foot. it’s been there for 3 years, and i sort of think of it as a good luck charm, but its getting difficult to walk on it and i’m not really vibin with amputation being a sweet option. i like my toe. it’s cute.

quote of the day:
“anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.”
-william e. rothschild  

quote of two days ago:
“i just want to do god’s will.  and he’s allowed me to go to the mountain.
and I’ve looked over, and I’ve seen the promised land!  i may not get there
with you, but i want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to
the promised land.”
-martin luther king, jr.
 

i’m not gonna wear underwear anymore.

i wish i could be the pope for a day so i could roll around in that little glass car and wear a robe and a sweet hat.

vijilante lifestyle.

quote of the day:
“you win some, you lose some, and some get rained out, but you gotta suit up for them all.”
-j. askenberg  

what asshole is trying to pawn coca puffs off as healthy? they need a “truth” commercial against this bullshit, cereal style.

as much as twitter sucks i’m thinking about getting meself my very own just to confuse everyone. mostly just so i can post the stupidest shit ever so i can waste as many people’s time as possible.

post one: “i’m taking a big dump right now.” 
post two: “i just saw a girl with huge boobs.”
post three: “i just ate six packs of reeses pieces.” 
post four: “the hot salsa i just ate is giving me gas.”

quote of the day:
“big thinking precedes great achievement.”  
-wilferd a. peterson 

in these tough times, invest in animal crackers. 

quote of the day:
“we do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing.”  
-oliver wendell holmes 

brrr. i can’t feel my toes.

i have to play a full hour set outside in a few hours. its 10 degrees out and about to snow.
imma get frostbite. fuck this.

quote of the day:
americans never quit.”
-douglas macarthur 

sorry for the lack of updates. been busy making this record. i promise it’ll be worth it. full studio update soon. headed to VT this morning for some skiing and to play a show. pics of my bandmates attempting to race me to come. i heard paul might give me a run for a money. we shall see. 

quote of the day:
“whether you think you can or whether you think you can’t, you’re right!”  
-henry ford 

james taylor - line ‘em up

this song speaks for itself and doesn’t call for my commentary. enjoy.

quote of the day:
“democracy arose from men’s thinking that if they are equal in any respect, they are equal absolutely.”  
-aristotle

“martin’s first microphone” 
cushman hill preschool playground - 1988. 

the wallflowers - i’ve been delivered

a bunch of people have asked me what song the quote from my myspace profile came from, so i decided to just post the song in full. that quote was actually the same one i used for my senior quote in the high school yearbook, for some reason it has stuck with me since i heard it.

i think i’ll start posting my favorite songs on here from time to time. just to switch up the pace.

i really wanted to go see a broadway show tonight, but because of it being a sunday and the whole new year thing, the only shows up tonight were grease and mamma mia, so i went for the latter. i kinda feel guilty for thoroughly enjoying it. actually, no i don’t. i do however wish i could get the fucking dancing queen out of my head. i’m gonna go listen to some loud angry music now to even this shit out and get my masculinity back.

quote of the day:
“man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in.”
 -confucius

my irish ancestors knew how to work it.
a picture like this keeps the person eternally young, even if they are long since dead and gone. never yell at your friends for taking too many pictures. you will thank them when you’re old and grey.

quote of the day:
“never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.”
-paul dickson

what a great vacation. it’s pretty cozy waking up to homemade chicken soup and best friends from years past and present.

quote of the day:
“don’t forget your toothbrush.”
-dr. j

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